Ideazon, the hardware makers that cater to the hardcore PC gaming set sent over its official Age of Conan Hyborian Adventures keyset that "shreds typical restrictions associated with learning a new game" and "grants participants the luxury of an accelerated, custom gaming experience."

Not sure about the luxury part of it all, but we guess this plastic-y $19.99 keyboard overlay (the Conan Zboard snaps onto the top of a $49.99 Zboard Gaming Keyboard) will make it easier to shed blood in the land of Hyboria while chatting up your clan mates using buttons set up to make your online counterpart curse, scratch head, pound chest and cry like a little girl (there's 24 one-touch emote keys in all) when no one wants to play with you anymore.

Bloody knife and buxom babe (see pic above) not included, but this keyset will score you a free Enruined Kosalan Ring in the game.