There's no use denying the eventual zombie apocalypse. It's bound to happen eventually, transforming you from couch potato to scared nomad. When that happens, the key to your survival depends on multiple factors, including the cities you visit. That's why we partnered up with Big Download to name 20 cities you should put on your sightseeing list while avoiding the zombie hordes, along with the good, bad and worse news for each location. Big Download picked ten U.S. hot spots, while we chose to go International.
10.) Mexico City, Mexico
Good News: Delicious and authentic Mexican food.
Bad News: You still can't drink the water.
Worse News: Good luck crossing the zombie plagued border into the U.S.
9.) Beijing, China
Good News: You can take refuge in the Bird's Nest. No one uses it.
Bad News: If the zombies don't kill you, the air certainly will.
Worse News: Over one billion people (oh sorry, zombies) live in China.
8.) Tokyo, Japan
Good News: You no longer have to listen to bad karaoke.
Bad News: Zombies know martial arts.
Worse News: Super Mario Bros. creator, Shigeru Miyamoto, turns into a zombie, thus killing Nintendo.
7.) Moscow, Russia
Good News: You can drink to your health (and eventual death).
Bad News: You won't achieve a Rocky IV style ending.
Worse News: The city has over ten million people living in it. That's ten million zombies too many.
6.) Athens, Greece
Good News: Perhaps the gods will save you.
Bad News: You'll need Olympic style athletic skills to make it out alive.
Worse News: Every zombie turns in a gold medal performance...in competitive eating.
5.) Paris, France
Good News: Also known as "The City of Lights", which means less places for zombies to hide.
Bad News: French zombies are both snobby and hungry.
Worse News: Instead of stomping grapes, these zombies will scoop out your brains.
4.) London, England
Good News: You've already seen 28 Days Later, so you know what to expect.
Bad News: When we say "expect", we refer to fast moving infected that'll rip you to pieces.
Worse News: All that rain makes for some soggy zombies.
3.) Rome, Italy
Good News: Lots of delicious Italian food means you can eat your way out.
Bad News: Zombies have the same idea, and you're on the menu.
Worse News: They also dress ten times better than you do.
2.) Amsterdam, Holland (Netherlands)
Good News: You'll be high on life.
Bad News: Zombies put a damper on bar hopping.
Worse News: Amsterdam's Red Light district contains zombie prostitutes.
1.) Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
Good News: Some of the most beautiful women in the world. Even the zombies look sexy.
Bad News: Those female zombies bite, and not in the way we like.
Worse News: So many people celebrate Carnival that it's tough picking out the infected.








Reader Comments (2)
One major flaw with this post. Every city is the wrong city to be in during the zombiepocalypse. If you stay in the city you're doomed. DOOMED!!!!!!
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