Online Name: USMCOgre
First Name: Jason
Location: San Diego, CA
Age: 24
Tekken Games Played Competitively: Tekken 3, Tekken 4, and Tekken 5.
Tournament Characters: Paul vs. real comp, Combot and other random characters for scrubs.
Pre-Tournament Ritual: Try not to rub one out or make sweet love for a few days before a tourney so I have the maximum amount of manliness possible ready to harness when I lay down the rapes.
Favorite Tournament Food/Beverage: Nothing special.
Favorite Tournament: Evolution is just unreal. Nothing more nerve wrecking than playing on a screen that big in front of a ton of people. The EC tournies have always been really fun too.
Most Memorable Tournament Match-up: Talking %#@$ to Aenica for a whole year on TZ, then raping him with a character I don't use just to make the loss even worse for him at Evo this year. There's nothing better than pissing someone off to the extent they storm out of a room.
Favorite Non-Tournament Characters: Bryan and Yoshi
Practice Partners: MarkMan, AceR., n8monster, emptyh4nd, when I get a chance Chet and Venom and the other LA guys.
Stick or Pad: Pad
Type of Stick or Pad: Ps1 pad; controller of champions. K sticks are okay too.
Rank Yourself in T4, TTT, and T5 in the US: I am the current European Tekken 4 champion. In T5 I expect to retain my crown. My first order of business as T4 Euro champ was that everyone has to bathe once a day. Listen up Euros, there will be hell to pay if you know who comes here smelling like that 3 years in a row.
Player You Most Fear in Tekken 5: Don't make me laugh!
Biggest Punk/Cry Baby: There are too many to list them all, but let me try any damn way, lol. Aenica (for some reason he insists he beat me when in reality he won a round against my joke character. He keeps crying and no one is listening; pretty sad really.) Whoever was the piece of $#@! Colorado guy who jacked a PS2. I forgot what his name was, but to steal a PS2 at a tourney is low as $#@!. Someone should beat that fool's ass down. That's all for now I guess.
Rivals: Qbert and I used to talk a lot of #@&% to each other and had a little rivalry going on, but it's cool now and has been for a long time.
Call-Outs: Anyone that wants a piece can try and get one.
Favorite Non-Tekken Game: Castlevania series
Please Share a General Strategy Players May Overlook: Don't go to Iraq at the height of the game you're playing. It cuts in on your playing time. Seriously though, I've seen a lot of people bite off more than they can chew. Don't make an ass of yourself by talking tons of $#@! and then get your ass handed to you.






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