Hanging out with people blows
Rockstar created this sprawling metropolis that begs to be explored but ruined it by forcing us to chill with everyone. Taking a scenic drive, bashing someone's brains with a baseball bat and outrunning the law becomes less cool when some bozo gives us a ring and asks to go to the strip club. We can only watch those same three dances so many times, and the same goes for hearing our annoying girlfriends scream out lame dialogue while doing the horizontal mambo. To make matters worse, not meeting up with these people causes our ratings to drop, which affects our good standing. Bottom line, real life is difficult enough without having to worry about our virtual friends.






Reader Comments (218)
oh that **** is R4p3. i dont see why u cant put that word in.
FOR THOSE WITH FREEZING PROBLEMS U SHOULD OF PICKED UP THE FALCON CORE XBOX360. If u dont know what that is your rather retarded. It helps eliminate the freezing problem with the game and it is more common for it to freeze on the PS3 then on the 360. Either the elite form or the regular one doesnt matter. I've repaired enough systems to understand which ones to buy and which ones not to. Only thing about the game i dont like is the driving feels like your on ice. I can go hella slow and do a complete 180 going only 10mph. At least, thats what it feels like on the 360 controller. Steering seems to vary between both systems. I would like to know how u guys feel about the steering plz, i find the steering easier on the PS3. For some of u complaining about the bad stripping. If you ever go to a strip join in RL, they do the same dance over and over again. Its rather pointless to put full out kick ass strippers in a game when majority of us rather **** and pillage. Seriously when you whine about the strippers it just means that you have one less thing to jerk off too. word of advice, get a gf
out of all the GTAs and out of any other game..this game is the BEST GAME EVER!! its like real life..the crashing the driving the shooting the fighting...every thing is grate about this game! even if you don't play the boards..theirs so meny things you can do that are fun! so F**K YOU HATERS!
Are you serious...? Do you take meds or something...?
I find this article funny. Mr. Sicko over here is *****ing about, animated nudity and being able to outrun the cops to easy. Here’s the thing for the everyday folks who like to play an outstanding video game every once and a while, this would be it. For the average gamer I think the cops are enough of a challenge to escape from. The missions present a variety of there own, your not always being called for a hit. As to your nudity issue it’s a fricken game dude get a life if your pissed because rockstare didn’t supply you with animated porn your one pretty sad dude. I wouldn’t be *****ing about the phone calls you get in the game interfering with your personal life, sadly from your take on things I think Neiko has more numbers in his phone then you do!
"you guys all ***** about GTA IV about how lame it is ive played it at walmart and let me tell you its badass **** all the haters and wannabes and stop with the damn whining its rated M for a reason dumbasses >" HA HA HA HA HA YOU IDIOT. You think playing it for 5 minutes AT WALMART makes you an EXPERT on the game??! ROFLMFAO!!!! WHAT A DUNCE!!! HA HA HAHA Shut your piehole you moron, you know absolutely NOTHING.
you guys all ***** about GTA IV about how lame it is ive played it at walmart and let me tell you its badass **** all the haters and wannabes and stop with the damn whining its rated M for a reason dumbasses >
youre all *****ing retarded
Whoever wrote this article is just trying to find reasons to hate this game. I just feel it's very biased.
whoever wrote this article must've been an idiot and never played any GTA games prior to this. did you expect THE perfect game? GTA is known to have a lot flaws. sounds like a bunch of whiny complaints. i didn't have any troubles with the things mentioned. you're obviously not very good at it. people expect GTAs controls to be like COD or HALO. i think a large majority of people playing GTA, never really played the series or understood what the game is about. they just heard all the hype and bought it like a fool. unlike me and many other hardcore GTA fans who have been waiting years. OK im done with my rant. any gta haters can to HALO and die.