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Hanging out with people blows
Rockstar created this sprawling metropolis that begs to be explored but ruined it by forcing us to chill with everyone. Taking a scenic drive, bashing someone's brains with a baseball bat and outrunning the law becomes less cool when some bozo gives us a ring and asks to go to the strip club. We can only watch those same three dances so many times, and the same goes for hearing our annoying girlfriends scream out lame dialogue while doing the horizontal mambo. To make matters worse, not meeting up with these people causes our ratings to drop, which affects our good standing. Bottom line, real life is difficult enough without having to worry about our virtual friends.
Reader Comments (218)
OK first of all, being a female gamer? Not that special, believe it or not. Plus most of the chicks I've played against online blow so hard, I played against a girl on GTAIV, saw her get killed maybe 15 or 20 times, never saw her kill anyone. If you're going to play online at least be good at it. Secondly, GTAIV had a more likable main character to me, but besides that it's only really redeeming quality is multiplayer, which is still glitchy as hell weeks after it's release. Jesus christ, L2 Debug.
what the **** are u talkin bout go watch porn on pornotube or something instead of writing this ****. the game is not that hard to play and no one gives a **** if there DIGITAL porn plus the achievements are easy
jamesjoycesmuse, do you even know what the word ignorant means? I think not, judging by the context you used it in. Also, saying that the critic is a 14 year old virgin. If you haven't noticed by now, EVERYONE that writes for this site is just as stupid.
oh well i don't have a 360 or ps3 to play gta4 but i have a wii and play ssbb also if some people like hard games try the ninja gaiden ones those are a pain in the ass lol also i would rather have women wright bad reviews then to go out get a bunch of mom's and try to get some games banned from stores 1 word to you all hillary don't play and dont vote for her! our gaming counts on u not voting for her LOL!
Having completed roughly 45% of the game, i cannot muster up the energy or interest to finish it (GTA) or even open up the final island. The allure wore thin rather quickly, but admittedly it's still fun to mow down pedestrians, police, and the like for "shiggles"
Another female gamer standpoint. GTA IV sucks, play San Andreas it's soo much more fufilling and blow-their-heads-off-tastic. That's kinda like fantastic but better =D
Ohhh, the game is too hard. Why play a game if it is easy? I love the game for its difficulty. The longer it takes to finish the game the better. If it is easy then you get bored. You want easy, buy some kids game and learn to say your ABCs. I am going to be playing this game for a long time making different decisions and trying different things. Now, the strippers subject. It is sad that you have a need for your porn in animated form.
This is from a girls standpoint. So after reading this review i have a few thoughts, the most prominate being this critic is probably a 14 yearold virgin. Where to start, i have a ps3, and game play never froze, controls unreliable? i think that is with every game, and the mostt stupid comment of them all, the strippers didnt take their clothes off, and its too hard. check yourself you sound like a whiney preteen trying to get his "first" look at boobs. Seriously game play wasn't easy but who wants a game thats a walk in the park? and the strippers that is just ignorant. All in all GTA for me gets a 9 out of 10
you want pople naked look at porn or something, damn.
"our games are still freezing"??? what the hell are you talking about? both pre and post PS3 patch, my game has never frozen once