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Fewer chances to contract diseases
Rock stars attract throngs of people itching to throw their panties at them and go back stage. That's usually followed by lots of booze and sex, which is great until somebody brings an unwanted visitor (virus, bacteria) to the party. Look, we're not saying you can't catch a sexually transited disease because of Rock Band 2, but you won't tour the country and sleep with hundreds of infected while playing it. Actually, who are we kidding? You're not going anywhere.
Reader Comments (80)
i can't believe this is considered "NEWS" the R-Tard that wrote this must be a complete loser
I love Rock Band and I love Guitar Hero don't get me wrong. However there is NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That this beats the real thing! That was stupid to even conjure up a compare/contrast list Help me with my homework sometime guys!
ah guys shut up... its just a joke.. this was pretty funny and its good because all of those that want to play guitar in a week and dont practice with it and suck, but still try to be in a band, they can very well continue to try being a rockstar in rock band leaving our ears unharmed xD i loled pretty cool pretty cool
yeah, this is pretty lame
Also, what the hell is wrong with the poll? What kind of answers are those?!
What the ****? Who in the world made this article? I've seen some stupid things, but this made me snap. Real bands are amazing. Rock band is nothing like the real thing. You play in little plastic instruments in front of what crowd? I would rather hear the cheering of a REAL crowd, and get the thrill from it. In a real band, you can make a lot of money if you are good enough. Also, the notes and everything in Rock Band and all if the Guitar Hero games have almost NOTHING to do with what a real guitar would seem like. I think that playing Rock Band and Guitar Hero is a good way to pass the time, but not make a living, or substitute as a band.
and mick mars is 57!
Wow guys sure Rock band 2 has amazing songs and it's great for partys. but come on, get a life pick up a real instrument and see what happens
if u like rockband better than reality rocking no offense to rockband i have it but i also play the real drums i have a grip on reality and for all u who think games are better than reality than u have NO LIFE!!
What the hell are you talking about "Buffa-ism", Digital? I know Mick Marrs looks 30 years older than he is, but, seriously, we're arguing over what? People who look older than they are? It's pathetic.