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There's no reasoning with them
Microsoft could lose $15 billion tomorrow and Xbox 360 fanboys wouldn't jump ship because Halo 3, according to them, is the greatest game in history. Conversely, Nintendo makes the world's best games, and something like Pokemon Battle Revolution is misunderstood. Bottom line, no matter how many facts and common sense you throw at a fanboy, he or she (the "fangirl") will vehemently denounce your opinion, which makes arguing with them a waste of time.
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xD I cracked up when I read this. My god. Totally awesome.
a fangirl warning PLEASE READ THIS! i totally agree with this article. the sad truth is, my best friend is a Nintendo fangirl. in her eyes, link of the Legend of Zelda series cannot do any bad, and she wishes she had a pet Mudkip. and weirder still, she thinks that character ike from Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance is smokin' hawt. WTF????? so i'm asking you guys out there who read this crud and those who comment on said crud: if you see a miss ShadowZeldaGal out here on the comment boards, tell her off. call her crazy. call her mad. call her a legendary a-hole. i don't even mind if you call her a ******. i'm serious. when you see her, just do it.
So, so, so, so sad, but all so very true.
Best artical yet, Buffa. All of this is true (especially the last part). I agree, fanboy's are so fricking messed up....
the sad part is most of this is true. i mean really. halo3 was good but wasnt worth waiting in line for two days.
Here's what I say- Learn to multi-platform and quit BAAAAWWWing!