Welcome to Fandom Mania

Fanboys are strange little creatures that obsess over some form of media or corporation, so much so that they blindly defend their beloved against attack, be it intelligent or asinine. There's no reasoning with these people, especially when it comes to video games. In their minds, Mario can do no wrong, Microsoft makes reliable hardware and Sony's decision to nix rumble from PS3 controllers is pure genius. In case you've never encountered one, here's a look at why fanboys suck.