Unintentionally Scary Games

October 28, 2008 | By: Robert Workman

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While they weren't created to cause fear, these games still have us running in terror.

Michael Jackson's Moonwalker (Sega/Genesis)

When it first came out, Moonwalker wasn't a hideous effort. However, over the years, with Michael's increasingly freaky appearance and numerous allegations, it's just hard to play without feeling uncomfortable. A baby chimp climbs on your shoulder to help you sniff out hiding children. When you locate them – in closets, no less – they quickly thank you and run off.

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xheyitzshayx at 1:23 pm on November 4th 2008

**** i need new underwear after watching that MJ video. What the hell is wrong with these people....? Atleast the "child" is a girl. Micheal has nothing to give little girls. >:]

dieselcowboi at 11:12 am on November 2nd 2008

Mr. Pants sounds like he should be saying "excuse me" instead of "ATTEMPT 18" or whatever- sounds way too much like Mr. Pants let Mr. Fart out

thedieselcowboi at 10:18 am on November 2nd 2008

Yeah as if Michael Jackson wasn't bad enough with rescuing the children who say "MICHAEL!" from the CLOSET, we have Chulip- prostitution? man on monster action? And that wizard in the diaper it looks like- that rocket on his head is WAY too phallic for me. There is a special level of HELL relegated for Barney, Mary Kate and Ashley, and the creators of most of these insidiously horrific games- unintentional? Maybe. I am picturing a bunch of guys sitting in an studio somewhere high and thinking "DUDE! Here's a f***ed up idea! LET'S MAKE A GAME! TOTALLY RAD! LOL" Remember though- Barney loves you. (he's got a kiss to prove it!)

ririkins65 at 7:23 am on November 2nd 2008

I HATE BARNEY! gr. MUST KILL BARNEY!

smileyri06 at 8:52 pm on November 1st 2008

Wow. That game Chulip is retarded, creepy, and perverted. And what's with that weird nasely singing in the background when he kisses someone?

oinia at 8:35 pm on November 1st 2008

ya know i cant think of any game that is scarier than the barney game, and just think when i was younger i used to LOVE! barney. Oh and that game where the boy goes around kissing people is seriously sick, whoever designed that game is a freakin retard. The E.T game sucks, whats the point of playing it if all you can do is walk around and gain points.

jedimastazolaki at 7:06 pm on November 1st 2008

Oh and another thing, how can everyone hate on E.T.? Tthat is the most accurate movie to game depiction I have ever witnessed!

jedimastazolaki at 7:05 pm on November 1st 2008

Wait, this is unintentionally scary? What about GTA4? That game is unintentionally scary; it hypnotized the entire world into thinking its good. Isn�t that scary? Its like that movie, �They Live�, I�m not sure if that�s actually the title.... Hey, remember the doper Michael Jackson's MoonWalker Arcade? That game is sizick!