Top 10 Games That Need a Sex Scene

March 11, 2008 | By: Robert Workman

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Why should Mass Effect and GTA: San Andreas have all the fun? Here are ten games in need steamy hot polygon-on-polygon action.

Portal

We obviously know that the cake is a lie, so we need something else to satisfy our desire to complete Portal. How about modifying the gun for an interesting love scene where you can come up with all kinds of crazy positions? First you're on bottom, then you warp to the top. Or hey, maybe you're in both places at once. Sound crazy? That's probably because it is.

Source: Valve

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firefighter0358 at 5:23 pm on January 15th 2009

i am sorry but dead riseing was one of the worst games ever

jtfsings at 3:51 pm on October 25th 2008

What about Soul Caliber 4? a sexual romp between Ivy and Siegfried would have been nice.

amandac51096 at 6:59 pm on August 21st 2008

HAHAHAHA very funny. If they DID put a sex scene in Mario Galaxy and some ones eight year old kid was playing it, and an adult just so happened to be in the room, that certain adult would scream and God knows what would happen after that.

greenguysts at 2:50 pm on July 11th 2008

also omg mario is a kids game

greenguysts at 2:49 pm on July 11th 2008

i am a man and i think this is stupid wow putting naked woman on the screen will get 60% more people to play ok yea it will but still doesnt need to be a top 10

blmarion93 at 1:28 pm on March 16th 2008

comeon put actal naked womwn on that. this website needs somethin real

gimlidwarf71 at 1:47 am on March 16th 2008

Joke or not, This was a complete waste of my time. Is there really nothing else to write about that you have to talk about pointless lists? Its time to find something new cause you cant keep writing junk like this. horid.