Top 10 Games That Need a Sex Scene

March 11, 2008 | By: Robert Workman

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Why should Mass Effect and GTA: San Andreas have all the fun? Here are ten games in need steamy hot polygon-on-polygon action.

Conan

Conan runs around in all his manliness, ripping bad guys to shreds and saving topless slave women from a fate worse than death. Shouldn't he take the time to stop for a second and give his freed captors a little piece of the Barbarian? If Kratos can do it, so can the mighty Conan.

Source: THQ

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bman67130 at 7:40 pm on March 15th 2008

lol funny stuff funny stuff, if zombies were in town and chicks all round, heeellll yeeea id ****. but besides that CANT U MORONS EVER TAKE A JOKE

steffrancisco at 6:16 pm on March 15th 2008

but we all know Peach never really meant "cake" she meant "dessert" .. Yeah, I know Mario tapped that at the end of Mario 64. I know a seductive name-calling when I hear one!

steffrancisco at 6:08 pm on March 15th 2008

Hell yeah, it's about time Mario got some p*ssy!

xvxravensdeadxvx at 3:10 pm on March 15th 2008

#1- most games that have so called Sex Scene's require you to go out of your way to see them #2 - Complaining about violence in video games is uncalled for. Video games have a rating system in place and it falls apon the parent to look up what they mean. If you are stupid enough to buy your 10 year old a game rated "M" you should just keep your mouth shut. Come on people... It's only entertainment...I can turn on my TV and see the same things you people whine about on CNN but no one complains about that...