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The Drawbacks of Being a Hero
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Mario, from Super Mario Bros.
Mario, the plumber that does everything except fix plumbing, leads the perfect life in a fantasy kingdom. So, why does this can-do hero have such a hard time holding on to his girlfriend?
- His princess is always in another castle
- Princess Peach suffers from a severe damsel in distress complex and spends most of her time in the "clutches" of his arch-enemy
- Nobody takes him seriously when he dons an animal costume to power up
- Toad, despite being a royal bodyguard, repeatedly fails to protect her and forces Mario to pick up the slack
Latest Gallery Comments (27)
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amandac51096 on 8/21/2008 7:55 pm
And where the heck was I when all this arguing was underway?
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candycoated561@yahoo.com on 7/20/2008 11:11 am
WOW! i cant believe that people would post mean comments
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lucidbluprint69 on 7/20/2008 2:10 am
Wow... wtf guys?! ur seriously taking this **** to a whole nother level. its just a joke, and if ur seriously gunna cry over this **** then mabe u should look into getting a life. Believe it or not guys i've played all of these games and im still laughing at its ironic humor. plz learn to take a joke ppl.
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hornymonkeywithu on 7/20/2008 1:02 am
lol, honestly you sensitive, Nancy ass, cry baby idiots are way more hilarious then the article itself. that's not to say it's a bad article, but just so state how ridiculous everyone is ahah.
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rugrat809 on 7/19/2008 11:31 pm
and master cheifs gf isnt cortana ...what idiots she just a program for the war
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djnemo65 on 7/19/2008 10:36 pm
You are so stupid, you haven't even played these games. Your command of English is wretched, sickening even. What is your dream? Writing? I hope not, because you are seriously deluding yourself if you think you will ever be capable of writing anything more than not-funny, not-insightful tripe for a crappy obscure video game site. I know many video game sites that don't inspire the vitriol that this one does. Why is that? I will tell you now. It is because you are a complete insipid dumpy dork with a lump of coal for a brain. You are probably ugly too. I really hate you. ALOT.
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shukaku1124 on 7/19/2008 9:19 pm
pretty funny article, though some things about those games were true but didn't have to be said. i bet whoever writes these articles continues to do so just to see how pissed off everyone gets over a harmless article...
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ali7171 on 7/19/2008 9:14 pm
ah... just another lame article... and im just another idiot that just.. goes and checks it out... ::sigh::
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dtwarrior66 on 7/19/2008 6:56 pm
Sucks | | | | V
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dtwarrior66 on 7/19/2008 6:55 pm
dimentiaprophet6
