Six Sims Games We Don't Want (and Six We Do)

April 14, 2009 | By: Robin Yang

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Because some expansion packs just hit way too close to home.

Do Not Want: The Sims Congressional Bailout

Spend workdays as a member of Congress debating which bank institutions need to be saved. The National Debt increases hourly, and your Political Party's Happiness meter will never go up. Your spouse's Social Needs meter stays unfulfilled due to your long work hours, while your Kids' Aspirations will be non-existent due to the debt they'll inherit as a result of this mess.

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jonniboi6624 at 6:30 pm on April 22nd 2009

You guys realize that not all white people do that stuff, and its most of that stuff was all based on fads/trends that very few people participated in. Not to mention Hummus is a middle eastern food that originated in the middle east, and is mostly eaten by middle eastern people. In my humble opinion, I would rather eat dog food.

zenstudentflex69 at 2:55 am on April 21st 2009

Bronx, you're a douchebag. Take a joke you ****ing idiot, and while you're at it, hit yourself in the balls twenty times with a wrench for being so incredibly defensive about a goddamn satire. In fact, I give that advice to almost every dumbass reader who happens across this and doesn't see it for the satire it is. Get over it. This list was hilarious.

bronx8097 at 7:46 pm on April 20th 2009

im white, i hate indie music, jeez get with a record dealing program you hippies

boardman1313 at 3:44 pm on April 18th 2009

that was hilarious! all of you who didnt realize that this was totally sarcastic have no lives and need to lighten up. BTW the pirates one actually sounded awesome, the somali pirates use modern day crap, this would be like 17th century pirates, the golden age of them and such. and those of you who said that the white person edition was racist, what about a black person edition, full of fried chicken and watermelon and g**** soda? if you cant make fun of 1 of them, then you cant make fun of any of them. chill out and lighten up, its a joke.

masterofthesim11 at 7:22 pm on April 17th 2009

WOW! Can you guys be any more ****ing racist!! And i don't know if this was just to make fun of The Sims success or you really like it, but if you don't know already, The Sims 2 ONLY is the #1 MOST POPULAR PC game of ALL TIME selling over 100 million copies!! And The Sims franchise is the 3rd most successful and most popular video game franchise in history!! So you must be jealous that your other stupid ****ing favorite games aren't as successful as The Sims are!!!