Pokemon that Sound Like Drugs

August 11, 2008 | By: Chris Buffa

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While not approved by the Food and Drug Administration, these helpful Pokemon names can cure aches, pains and other ailments.

Cyndaquil

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dagreatthief at 6:13 am on September 11th 2008

ok ...^.^ i like it

sk8label77 at 3:41 am on September 11th 2008

Cindaquil and Deoxys were pretty much the only ones that sounded like drugs. 2/10

wtfitzjmp at 2:22 am on September 11th 2008

LMFAO that's hilarious

ourfateissealed at 1:46 am on September 11th 2008

Apparently there are many of us here who do not have a sense of humor. Either way, I give props to the writer. Very creative, I must say.

professerorchid at 12:28 am on September 11th 2008

I'm Wendy like Bookworm I am a pokemon fanatic except I'm 28. I found this hilarious as well. sometimes you just have to laugh things regardless. Have fun and stop taking life so seriously.

densvarteskogen at 11:59 pm on September 10th 2008

# *****upurz857 on 9/10/2008 9:29 pm wow none of those sound like drugs........ drugs is like POT you use "POT" while cooking right kids say pot all the time and your hateing on pokemon ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- dude pot is not a drug. "pot" is marijuana which is a plant. and not ALL drugs are bad. drugs are also things like advil, anti-biotics, tylenol, and many more DrUGS that help your body. then there are also drugs that are bad like ecstasy, LSD (acid), cocaine, etc some people....

tinbrochi at 11:03 pm on September 10th 2008

dude yeah pokemon was the s*** but umm why do u care what they sound like?

snowjam25 at 11:03 pm on September 10th 2008

your all ****ing retards fighting over a stupid cartoon! if any of you had lives you wouldn't even leave your stupid ****ing comments and it dos not seem to occur to any of you ass holes that any one with half a brain in there ****en skull cares about any of the stupid **** that you all actualy think matters.