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Your mom
Your mother worries about you enough as it is, calling you to see if you're wearing clean underwear and making you meatloaf whenever she gets a chance. Imagine how freaked out she would be if she couldn't get a hold of you for several days because you were elbows-deep playing Superstar Mode. She'd hate that. So don't expect her to pick up your copy of Madden for you, sport.
Reader Comments (33)
they definitly need new writers
your girlfriend? HELLO?!!?!? Girls play this game too you know! Stupid person whoever wrote this has probably never lost his virginity..if he did....i feel bad for his cousin :P
... Who ever wrote this can suck my hairy, geeky, balls.