Your mom
Your mother worries about you enough as it is, calling you to see if you're wearing clean underwear and making you meatloaf whenever she gets a chance. Imagine how freaked out she would be if she couldn't get a hold of you for several days because you were elbows-deep playing Superstar Mode. She'd hate that. So don't expect her to pick up your copy of Madden for you, sport.






Reader Comments (33)
nelson3567: Football is definatley not overrated, and how does it suck!!! If yur a girl I guess I can understand cuz some girls are like that but if yur a guy it's probaly cuz yur a fricken whimp.
Football sucks and it's overrated. There's not even a season, all it is is a tounament. 16 games...wow.
I lol at the comments you guys give him. Seriously, its just an article. Don't like? Leave. Don't read it. Simple.
Madden much like the person who it is named after is ment for one purpose to be shot at weather be it a skeet OR he goes on a hunting trip with **** Chaney. but hey if he be still alive less send Ross Perotte there too, Hell nothing quite like that lunatic to make a hunting party a ah well just that a party heh. but then again I never understood the point of VR Foot ball I mean the game itself is ment for dumbasses, But isent makeing a console version oh I dont know abit Over Anxious of ya?
Kiwisoup2000. They really should of added that there. Madden is like Pokemon.. once after a certain numbers of sequels, people lose interest and only the hardcore fans remain... I would wait like a week when it's under 40 dollars and buy it though.
This person needs to jump off of a 40 story building, and live to tell the story, lol! Dumbass!
How about...people who are sick of Madden and don't want to pay to play the same game year after year?
Okay... you guys are really just running out of good things to write.... I mean seariously... the jokes are becoming less and less funny...
My dad and I work with the Amish out here in Lancaster County. And the teenagers, before they get married are allowed to go out and get wild. We also know an Amishman who owns an apartment building, keeps a unit and in his unit has a nice big screen TV...and an Xbox. So yeah. They're not supposed to, but they do.
@noodlelette: If you think this is bad, I don't suggest you look at anything else this editor tries to write.