Your mom
Your mother worries about you enough as it is, calling you to see if you're wearing clean underwear and making you meatloaf whenever she gets a chance. Imagine how freaked out she would be if she couldn't get a hold of you for several days because you were elbows-deep playing Superstar Mode. She'd hate that. So don't expect her to pick up your copy of Madden for you, sport.








Reader Comments (33)
You forgot "The people who actually play GOOD video games."
I can't see the point in buying a game that will have an exact clone out in a year for the same price that everyone will go crazy for. Waste of money.
omg most of you are stupid ******s crazed about ****ing football - DO SOMETHING ELSE THAN FOOTBALL
all of you are ****in idiots..its his own mentallity on who or who not would b a fan of if you dont agree..go clean out ur pocket protectors and shut the hell up...cause the writer of this peice has a more important life then u lame ass wanna-be critics do.so shut the hell up and die if u dont like the artice...ur the one who spent ur time reading it now complaining cause you a dumbass..PEACE
illiadfang: You are so childish. I bet you're a right-wing Apple loving commie who *****ed that Microsoft beat out others in fair competition. Although I agree that EA has done some wack stuff in the past, they continue to push out good games and Madden is the best football game out there (Sorry NFL 2K fanboys, I owned them all then tried Madden and realized the error of my ways) illiadfang, get over youself, you're obviously 12 and don't understand anything about business.
My girlfriend kicks ass in madden she got her copy before i did
First off, cafeman nobody in the world could give a **** if you play football, not that you would understand, but you're a goddamn hypocrite for telling the negative commentators to leave the positive ones along just because they support your narrow minded opinion, go learn to effing spell. And the list left out #12. Real gamers who wont spend their money to support EAs horrible unethical monopolistic business practices. Every copy of the game should come free with the blood of a rival developer who got muscled out and trampled by EA.
omg thats *** i have like every madden and its the best!!!
Your mom.... wow. I didn't see that one coming.
I'm a nerd and I love Madden. This site is so lame, their pathetic attempts to be funny are EPIC FAIL