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There are two types of gamers: those who have good taste and those who don't. We hope that you're in the first category, but we all have that one friend who thinks that he's really good at them, or that his taste in games is impeccable. Chances are that none of this is true, and he's just really annoying. The fact is that some people will always have terrible tastes, and there's plenty of garbage that people try to sell us every year that panders to the unsophisticated gamer. Here's our handy guide to tell if you or those you love suffer from this plight.






Reader Comments (71)
Wow who ever believes fable 2 is a great game must be someone who knows nothing about good games. Fable the original was ten times better then Fable 2. Here's some good points why. The magic system in Fable was awesome, you literally can see how the hero could be a hero or a dark overlord. Fable 2 the main character looked mighty retarded when charging up his spells. It took so long to charge up that the character could die before getting it off. Another point in fable 2 the female looked exactly like the dude when she got bigger. I mean they could have done a better job with that. Three I can't see the main character from part 2 even being a match for the first hero. Wow he has a few guns, which wouldn't be able to penetrate the physical shield part one characters had. Four the main villain wasn't even a challenge...It was major BS how easy he was. At least Jack put up some kind of fight... Fable two was a complete disappointment within itself, and the only people to give it a five out of five was Microsoft themselves...You know a game is bad when your own platform is giving you a perfect five.
good job aol ppl, keep the horse$#!+ coming
Last one is good. Many, many times, I had gotten something with hard earned money and was crushed by dissapointment, and one fair day in September of 2004 I thought it would probably happen again. Instead, Metroid Prime revealed itself to be what it is: the second best (it would be first best if not for Prime 3) game of all time. Long Live Retro Studios!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hewmiliatedg**** on 12/19/2008 9:39 am | 440 seconds to edit I thought Fable was a good game. It was the only game I plyed on Xbox. How could Fable 1 live up to the hype of Fable II if it was even out yet? oh and andrebhub...I love my Wii. Just because there is more crapware on it doesn't make it a horrible system. I guess ou haven't seen the games coming for it, or you haven't looked good enough for games...I D ten T.. I thought Fable was a good game. It was the only game I played on Xbox. How could Fable 1 live up to the hype of Fable II if it wasn't even out yet? oh and andrebhub...I love my Wii. Just because there is more crapware on it doesn't make it a horrible system. I guess ou haven't seen the games coming for it, or you haven't looked good enough for games...I D ten T..
I thought Fable was a good game. It was the only game I plyed on Xbox. How could Fable 1 live up to the hype of Fable II if it was even out yet? oh and andrebhub...I love my Wii. Just because there is more crapware on it doesn't make it a horrible system. I guess ou haven't seen the games coming for it, or you haven't looked good enough for games...I D ten T..
In lieu of all the people complaining about Fable, I'll post about something else. I understand where Number 5 is coming from. I bought Enchanted Arms, a small undiscovered Strategy/JRPG gem, and played through single story. I was happy with it, and saw on the box I could play online with other players and battle their Golems. I was really looking forward to it, but absolutrely NO ONE was there. It amused me somewhat, but I was also sad and thought I was the only one who ad ever played the damn game. >w
I keep coming back to read any kind of review that is posted here, so by spending time positively I find it in my power to complain about anything like anyone else here. Also Fable did suck. Too short, character options were sparce, no immersion, and if I'm going to play a game called Fable I want a ridiculous driving story line. Not a game that lets you get married and buy houses. I'm not playing the Sims Middle-Ages.
Speaking of Metal Gear Solid...If I can play the first game, I just might be able to successfully decipher the plotline (here's hoping Sony puts it on PSN here in the US)
fable sucked, nah i spent hours playing that game, i also belive it was as good as or better than fable 2 which was pretty much the same game with anew concept and exact same plot