Tell her it's broken

Since Xbox 360s seem to break every five minutes, now is a great time to use Microsoft's hardware bumbling to your advantage. Tell her your system went belly up because of the infamous red rings of death. Make it sound really technical and they'll grow tired and accept your rant as fact.

If you don't have a 360, make something up or pull from old news stories, rambling on about some bizarre dust issue with the Wii. Just keep her away from the power buttons and you'll be fine. If she works for a store that sells video games (and reads up on this stuff), you're screwed.

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