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And you thought playing Halo 3 together would bring you closer...
Convincing our girlfriends to play video games sounded like a great idea. Turns out, it was more of a curse than a blessing. She hogs the Xbox, "accidentally" spoils endings of games and calls us idiots for using an attack spell instead of a health potion.
If your girl has kicked you off the couch, these 10 tips will help you reclaim your sacred game controller.
DISCLAIMER: Your girlfriend is probably smarter than you so proceed with caution. GameDaily is not responsible for any physical or emotional pain this may cause you and all parties involved.
Reader Comments (68)
There is no use battling me, since if I were defeated, I would return to torment the living...like slimer.
@kaijumitsu I guess you're a better man than our very own Chris Buffa! Fight!
The Wii butt thing is creepy, I'd expect that to be on Howard Stern though.
Video games are better than boyfriends. And I've played all those games.
"Let's face it, you tried to introduce your girlfriend to the world of video games, and it backfired. She doesn't want to share, you can't remember the controls to your favorite game and all other attempts to communicate your frustration have been about as successful as Bowser holding onto Princess Peach. Just chalk this up as a failed science project and reboot." Wow.... You have to be a complete and utter lifeless nerd to dump your girlfriend over video games, I'd dump my video games over my girlfriend if I had to.
Um...That is not the red ring of death... the red ring of death is only three lights.
Chris Buffa is god... GOD I TELL YOU, GODDD.....!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Gamers gotta do what gamers gotta do.