And you thought playing Halo 3 together would bring you closer...
Convincing our girlfriends to play video games sounded like a great idea. Turns out, it was more of a curse than a blessing. She hogs the Xbox, "accidentally" spoils endings of games and calls us idiots for using an attack spell instead of a health potion.
If your girl has kicked you off the couch, these 10 tips will help you reclaim your sacred game controller.
DISCLAIMER: Your girlfriend is probably smarter than you so proceed with caution. GameDaily is not responsible for any physical or emotional pain this may cause you and all parties involved.






Reader Comments (68)
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Um, here's a tip coming from a girl gamer: Those ten ideas aren't going to make her stomach playing games, they're going to make her break up with you, or just become very angry.
Wait you want to get rid of girl gamers? no no no...you see girl gamers are ideal to me and many others. This article is good if you wanna be miserable or be an ass, why dont you just take turns? like one person doesnt play and one does for a while, and do other things meanwhile, you could watch, workout, do something healthy while they play, its a win win
Ahhhh its GlaDos helpppp mee
This was a Failure, I'm making a note here, YOU'RE AN A** It's hard to overstate your arrogance~! We are Girl Gamers, We rip out spines, when you interrupt, Because guess what? We love games, Just as much as you do! -Singing to the tune of "Still Alive"- Yeah someone said a Girl would go GLaDOS on you...and that's what i thought of... ....Anyways. I'm a girl. I game. (To the point where I wear fingerless gloves so my hands won't sweat while I play...) My brother erased my Kingdom Hearts game once. After I reached 100%; because he was mad at me. He was banned form Kingdom Hearts, PS2, my room, and any games that usually reside there for six months. I then proceeded to PWN his a** in all of the games he was ahead of me in, and brag enough so that everyone knew I beat him. That was his punishment. He didn't get any cake either... HA HA....
yeah your right anthrosnake, im sorry i shouldnt have said wat i said, it was really bad and Chris Buffa sucks ****. you just changed my mind lol
Wow a. if Chris Buffa is God. then he doesent exsist and is a figment of peoples over active imaginations then again it could be a pen name who knows? Wich would Simply mean he is a figment of someones over active imagination and still does not exsist. But I beleive its more to the fact he does and is just another simple human like you or I. Just Really Really Simple.ya know the type of Simple that has to wear a helmet everywhere? ....no sorry thats cruel some of those kids are cool. But back to the fact at hand. Yes I am a *******. Yes I am Egotistical and self absorbed. But really. face it Buffas never really played a game in his life. he preaches pretty but much like a Nympho with a virgin after wards your left Unfullfilled and abit angry. and to Puppusher Sorry Im not that desperate and your not that lucky. , oh and stop defileing her grave thanks.
these would never work on me. haha. well, except the sex one. but if someone has a gf that is more into video games than sex, there is a problem there..haha
I got to say, my boyfriend plays keep-a-way by putting my stuff in his pants, yet it doesn't keep me away. =___= If I'm playing a game and he takes the controller, I'm getting it back~ And I totally agree with anyone that said that you never erase a file on 'accident.' That's just the worst thing that you could do... Also, when I do that to myself on accident, I don't say, "Oh well, I guess I'll never play again," I start a new game and work my way back up. xD So if anything, that would make me play more. :P Anyway, cute list~ It was nice to get a laugh out of it. :3
I concur with "niarsseldne on 9/20/2008 7:41 am " you erase ANY GAMERS FILE...Male, female, or dog, you DIE. Even if its on accident, something will break, most likely a neck. NEVER, EVER, EVER, delete someone's save game file or you die...Period. I remember I had my FFVII save game...87:43 hours...trying to kill Emerald weapon...sister deleted it cuz there were 2 FFVII files...for frickin' Spyro....I don't have a sister anymore...