Kick her ass
In order to woo the opposite sex, men often swallow their pride and let their lady friends beat them at contact sports and video games. With that said, don't expect a hot date after outscoring them by 50 points in NBA Live 08 or killing them unmercifully in Call of Duty 4.






Reader Comments (51)
I usually ignore all the articles that pop up when I sign into AIM, (No Sonic and Tails in best gaming duos? What the Hell?) but I was cynical enough to get a chuckle out of this. Oh, and Kingpin's insecurity, of course. The whole thing reminds me of those Master Chief Sucks At Halo videos on youtube. "omfg a girl on halo? omg i m sory k? i shud send her a frend request. mayb she will go out with me! happy face! :)"
I love this article...and its so true i get little WoW crushes on tauren warriors but those casters and belfs ew!
lol, this is so true... and kingpin shut up and get a life, cuz if u had 1 u wouldnt b telling us how you are still a virgin -- nice article hope more like this come soon!
lol this article was great...hope to see another one like this soon :-D
shut up kingpin... its just a funny article... no reason to become insecure
oh man if kingpin's right and having sex doesnt take your virginity then what hope do i ever have
This is such a great article. Now I know!
Wow...what a tirade....so if I am to interpret..."had you had you, sex with a had you virgin and haveing u sex ****, it can't u had it can". Ok, I got it! Thanks! ;)
how pathetic is it that u actually came up with the idea for this article? i mean havent u ever heard of loser? or not haveing a life? how many hours a week do u play video games ? seriously? how much of ur staff are still virgins? and haveing sex doesnt take away being a virgin, until u had ***** u are still a virgin it cant be ***** had u
Why so serious? :)