How Not to Pick Up Chicks Online

February 12, 2008 | By: Chris Buffa

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You'll never have a glorious, World of Warcraft wedding if you follow these rules.

Kick her ass

In order to woo the opposite sex, men often swallow their pride and let their lady friends beat them at contact sports and video games. With that said, don't expect a hot date after outscoring them by 50 points in NBA Live 08 or killing them unmercifully in Call of Duty 4.

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spaznlightbulb at 4:02 pm on February 15th 2009

Sooooo.... I lol'd a few times at this. But I laughed the hardest at the one about the family jewels. No, seriously.... We know someone who did this.... And he's now dating said girl. That one actually works((it was to the T, also, as they were playing UNO)).

sorrowxnite at 1:28 pm on February 15th 2009

lol this was hilarious!!! Although it is true most people may like gaming but only a few hours. It doesn't mean that they don't have lives :P Aaaaand (yes this is random) The World Ends With You is AWESOME!!!

thehackbat at 10:52 am on February 15th 2009

LMFAO funny ass article, Like most i dont post on AIM things this is my first one. This is hilarious b.c ive seen some people do those WoW weddings (horde) as we ****d face in orgrimmar as alliance :). Anyway i see some of yall play Xbox sooo add me ZioMatix

caityaxx at 10:40 am on February 15th 2009

It really surprises me that people think gamers have absolutely no lives. It's easy to have a social life, game, attend some sort of school or college, and add in some sexy time. True, most gamers are losers who do nothing with their lives, but there are hot guys and girls who maybe game a few hours a day, or longer on rainy days. People give gamers such a negative stereotype, when really most of them are normal individuals having a good time. Now for online game-dating - *shudder* - I think that's just odd. It's cool so socialize and make friends, but you can't 100% know someone via Internet. It's a cop-out from traditional dating, the lazy way.

goddessvamplou at 9:25 pm on January 23rd 2009

ummmmm, sorry....not true to the no hott girls playing video games...I have been called a f***ing hottie to my face and I love to play Left 4 Dead....but I like this article was great XD

mcamp94 at 6:38 pm on January 23rd 2009

theres no hot girls who play video games. this article is pointless. the only girls who play video games are the girls who have no friends on the outside world so they stay home and play xbox.