How Not to Pick Up Chicks Online

February 12, 2008 | By: Chris Buffa

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You'll never have a glorious, World of Warcraft wedding if you follow these rules.

Kick her ass

In order to woo the opposite sex, men often swallow their pride and let their lady friends beat them at contact sports and video games. With that said, don't expect a hot date after outscoring them by 50 points in NBA Live 08 or killing them unmercifully in Call of Duty 4.

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aunshova at 8:46 pm on February 16th 2009

So much fail. Honestly go outside, talk to girls, you'll feel a lot better.

unforgiv3n13 at 8:38 pm on February 16th 2009

oh man this list was for the real winners that grew up with no brains.. first off, blood elves are hot. and being a mage isn't anything weak.. at least for me. I just hate it when they show off how "strong" they look.. at least by too much. makes me think that you're just a nerd with a low self esteem. I also hate it when guys go easy on me..

acid_burn31184@hotmail.com at 8:20 pm on February 16th 2009

If any girls want to play me on Xbox live than add me at Willad2006. I only have a 3 month gold subscription though because a friend hooked me up.

xgoldeneagle90x at 8:11 pm on February 16th 2009

rhcpeppers135, What if it's split screen? what if the significant other also has an xbox 360?

four20rulez at 7:21 pm on February 16th 2009

Most girls don't like it when you go easy on them. The good ones at least ;-)

oneyouturnto at 6:47 pm on February 16th 2009

Wasn't a good list at all. Though I have to give props to the wedding part at the end. Such wedding humor is always chuckle worthy.

rhcpeppers135 at 6:40 pm on February 16th 2009

wow, who would want to pick up chicks online??? NO LIFERS

xmcwaters at 12:54 pm on February 16th 2009

hey cuddle, is there anything you're not great at?

cuddlecoffins at 11:01 pm on February 15th 2009

Personally, I'm a chick, a normal college-going girl with a life, that has friends, hobbies, goes to bars/parties/out a ton etc, AND i can whoop my (now ex)boyfriends ass in rainbow6 vegas2. it's just interest, he BRUTALLY wins at tons of other games, no big. it's competition, and we really do bond in the co-op version of r6v2. just anticipating street fighter IV now (:

shralla at 10:11 pm on February 15th 2009

Yet another stupid list from GameDaily. All of the stuff dealing with general etiquette and politeness is common knowledge. However, if girls don't want to get owned online, then maybe only the good ones should play. Personally, I'm not great at games. I'm decent, but nothing special. With that level of ability comes the fact that there are people better than me, and they are going to defeat me. Yet instead of pitching a fit about it, I gracefully accept my fate, and go about my business. I*****irl can't do the same, I don't want to date her anyway.