Gaming's Biggest Wimps

January 03, 2008 | By: Chris Buffa

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Even video games have their fair share of pansies.

Luigi

Mama mia! Mario's panicky younger brother doesn't display nerves of steel. Sure, he's a great cook, but the poor guy drops a deuce into his pants whenever he sees a ghost. This isn't the type of dude we want rescuing us from brain-hungry zombies or anal probing aliens.

Source: Nintendo

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w00tman815 at 11:00 pm on March 26th 2009

Okay people here's the thing Luigi is a wimp because he gets so ****ing scared in Luigi's Mansion, Slippy's a wimp because he sounds like a little girl all the ****ing time yelling 'OH NO HELP ME!', and Dr. Eggman's a wimp because he can't even beat Sonic after how many years of sending ROBOTS after the little blue fuzzball he's probably never beaten the first game.

saltylemon504 at 5:05 pm on March 25th 2009

dude, Prof. Eggman(aka Dr. Robotink) RULES!!!! stop haten' losersss!!!

superduper17158 at 5:03 pm on March 25th 2009

thts so mean tht u put up emo **** to make fun of ppl.so screw u *******s!

zenstudentflex69 at 4:12 pm on March 25th 2009

The emo thing was ****in hilarious. Great list!

jefferson8090 at 3:42 pm on March 25th 2009

dude, slippy is awesome

chibishinakuma at 3:33 pm on March 25th 2009

/facepalm The guy who wrote this article must suck a lot of **** in his spare time.

blazea18 at 3:31 pm on March 25th 2009

How dare you put Luigi on here..he is a boss..for 1..he kicks A** in Super smash bro's..his accent is waayy cooler than mario..he is a beast on super strikers..come on now..Luigi > Mario