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The Wimps
Heroes often possess unshakeable confidence, bulging biceps or in Lara Croft's case, heaving cleavage. They thrust themselves into danger without much thought, their only goal to save humanity from unspeakable horrors or just the average, innocent looking goomba. But not everyone can be Gears of War's Marcus Phoenix or Resident Evil's Chris Redfield. The following wimps, "girly men" if you will, manage to hog the spotlight despite their inability to turn coal into diamonds with their bare hands.
By Chris Buffa
Source: Nintendo
Reader Comments (30)
Okay people here's the thing Luigi is a wimp because he gets so ****ing scared in Luigi's Mansion, Slippy's a wimp because he sounds like a little girl all the ****ing time yelling 'OH NO HELP ME!', and Dr. Eggman's a wimp because he can't even beat Sonic after how many years of sending ROBOTS after the little blue fuzzball he's probably never beaten the first game.
dude, Prof. Eggman(aka Dr. Robotink) RULES!!!! stop haten' losersss!!!
thts so mean tht u put up emo **** to make fun of ppl.so screw u *******s!
The emo thing was ****in hilarious. Great list!
dude, slippy is awesome
/facepalm The guy who wrote this article must suck a lot of **** in his spare time.
How dare you put Luigi on here..he is a boss..for 1..he kicks A** in Super smash bro's..his accent is waayy cooler than mario..he is a beast on super strikers..come on now..Luigi > Mario
In the slide about rock band it says "weird songs like hey theire deliah" HOW THE EFFF IS THAT A WEIRD Song chris buffa ur a loser
i meant lonesword, you get the picture, still funny
i registered just to make fun of lobesword, his name relates to more then just video games haha