Feature: Bad Guys with Stupid Names

July 10, 2008 | By: Chris Buffa

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For every Heihachi Mishima there is a Higharolla Kockamamie.

Altet (Streets of Rage 2- Genesis

Sega's Streets of Rage 2 is full of so many horribly named bad guys that we could do an entire feature on just them. Case in point, this strange evildoer is known as Altet. We looked it up and the only Altet on record is an airport in Spain. Now that's just bizarre.

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jettabentham at 8:19 am on March 12th 2009

I vote LeChuck onto this list!

john10060 at 7:31 am on February 8th 2009

i dont understand how they can not understand R signal, all of them are colors, dumbass people at gamedaily R signal...RED SIGNAL Y signal YELLOW and so on..

thereptile7 at 12:01 am on February 8th 2009

... wtf, atleast there's a meaning behind Sol Badguy's name. Same with just about everything in the Guilty Gear Series. Oh well, guess you have to be a gamer who get's good music references for this one.

adambomb002 at 11:54 pm on February 7th 2009

Man you really went above and beyond this time Buffa. Especially when you used the same ****ing game 7 times. You just suck man, its simple as that.

snazzydancemoves at 11:06 pm on February 7th 2009

I'm liking the angry comments hahaaha Best article evar.

deardotti at 10:13 pm on February 7th 2009

I don't know who wrote this article, but I wouldn't have signed my name on it either.

xpectsthexpctd at 9:39 pm on February 7th 2009

This writer has an obsesion with Street Fighter!

sickhumor695 at 8:02 pm on February 7th 2009

sounds like a half baked article

bradbouncertnf at 7:37 pm on February 7th 2009

i feel like the writer of this article put this together this heap of a report like this.. "hey jim, we still on for 'streets of rage' ***ht at your place?" "yeah dude come on over" ~~~~~ 1 hour later ~~~~~~ "OH CRAP. I GOTTA WRITE AN ARTICLE FOR GAME DAILY. um um um. ok i got it. ill just write down names that i see in this one video game weve been playing for 20 minutes. ill google the last 4 when i get home. Ok, hit un-pause. LETS DO THIS JIM."