Feature: Bad Guys with Stupid Names

July 10, 2008 | By: Chris Buffa

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For every Heihachi Mishima there is a Higharolla Kockamamie.

Higharolla Kockamamie (Snake's Revenge- NES)

Before Solid Snake battled Revolver Ocelot and Psycho Mantis, he squared off against this bozo, who attempts to nuke the world with his "Ultra-Sheik Nuclear Attack Tank". Wikipedia, keeper of Internet truth, claims that Kockamamie only appears in the instruction manual, and not in the actual game.

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xhottierockerx at 4:01 pm on July 22nd 2008

OMG on streets of rage2 the villans name is MC.K and that is soo wierd cause MCK is my enitials XD

iluvhikarukoaru at 3:49 pm on July 22nd 2008

xD I'm surprised Gannondorf isn't in there

stuiskoo at 3:11 pm on July 22nd 2008

He's named after Freddy Mercury. The "Badguy" part comes from the song "Mr. Badguy". Don't know how they thought of Sol, though.

xflamesoforochix at 2:57 pm on July 22nd 2008

The entire Sol Badguy thing made me lulz. They even admit they use Wiki in the first entry.... If they couldn't even take time to mention the Queen References. They shoulda just dedicated this to the entire Streets of Rage thing... And HEY! ED is awesome.

underlordshinato at 1:59 pm on July 22nd 2008

I sincerely doubt hours were spent making this crap. Did you notice how 5 of their 10 entries were from the same game or how one of their "Bad Guys" is actually a hero of the game? Seriously I have yet to see a negative towards gaming gallery here that didn't make the author look like an ignorant buffoon. But that doesn't stop me from enjoying the luls of their view on the subject.

saidimdeckard at 1:53 pm on July 22nd 2008

Is anyone else getting tired of these ridiculous Video Game lists?

chris11995522 at 12:51 pm on July 22nd 2008

umm......guys these people must have played the game because they left a comment of how bad one of the people were in the game. ever think of that? Oh abd give these guys a break they spend hours of their day making this crap they deserve more respect than what you guys give them ,I,,

xtaylorhossx at 12:31 pm on July 22nd 2008

rofl Sorry, but if we were a badass pile of bones, we wouldn't call ourselves Tom, and especially not Tom Guycot. Beware Tom Guycot, Chief of Governors. What an idiot. so true

wolfeko54545 at 12:30 pm on July 22nd 2008

Guys not a bad guy.

kelvinzero1989 at 12:24 pm on July 22nd 2008

Is this a team of idiots that writes these, Or is it just one? This is almost as ignorant and moronic as the "Nerds Can't Be Attractive/Carrie Underwood" Article. Fire the idiot, hire some journalists. I don't know why I read these, all it does is piss me off.