Feature: Bad Guys with Stupid Names

July 10, 2008 | By: Chris Buffa

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For every Heihachi Mishima there is a Higharolla Kockamamie.

Higharolla Kockamamie (Snake's Revenge- NES)

Before Solid Snake battled Revolver Ocelot and Psycho Mantis, he squared off against this bozo, who attempts to nuke the world with his "Ultra-Sheik Nuclear Attack Tank". Wikipedia, keeper of Internet truth, claims that Kockamamie only appears in the instruction manual, and not in the actual game.

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kagomexsango at 6:16 pm on February 7th 2009

once again game daily fails at life

antonlash at 5:17 pm on February 7th 2009

This really was the worst article I've ever been directed to on AOL. I read most of the comments before I finished going through. At first, I thought they were just people who were jealous that somebody was paid to write this... But after further review, they have a right to be annoyed. I agree with "quaglaxuk." It looks like you had to come up with this list in 30 minutes. Is "bronx8097" the writer, or an AOL plant to try and salvage this from becoming a cult favorite in horrible writing. Has anybody created a "YTMND" for this article yet? Hey Time Warner, can I have a job? My personal blog where I talk about getting drunk in Arizona is a lot more entertaining than this ****.

jsakurachan1 at 4:48 pm on February 7th 2009

hahahaha these pissed off comments are almost better than the article :)

lostpick600 at 4:02 pm on February 7th 2009

I really do hate these articles, this one in particular. A lot of the names are from SoR II. First off, that's just lazy. You need to actually pull more sources because now your article is extremely bland. The comments made on these names are terrible. There is really nothing interesting or funny in this list. And if you really want to have a character with a stupid name you can always go for No More Heroes' Travis Touchdown, even though they were aiming for a ridiculous name. Please find a better writing staff.

leonhks at 3:59 pm on February 7th 2009

dude, first off this was not made by japan's komani. america's komani made this game without kojima permission. therefore, it wasnt even a part of the snake story line. look it up. wiki it. this one suck balls.

spizider at 3:40 pm on February 7th 2009

your writing stuff sucks balls.. you guys couldn't write a decent article to save your lives.. most of your video game staff wouldn't hasn't heard of a single good video game ever. you guys get paid to write puff pieces by developers to generate revenue and dont give a **** about actually reviewing a product for your viewers behalf. i hope you all get fired and replaced with competent people.

quaglaxuk at 3:18 pm on February 7th 2009

Who the **** thinks up these lists? A monkey? A Hamster? They are absolutely terrible. Half the list was just from one game....out of the hundreds of thousands of games out there...you use one game for half the list? Did you have to come up with this list in 30 mins? Cause thats what it looks like. AOL writers are just as bad as AOL itself.