Epic Fail: Games that will Probably Suck

August 05, 2008 | By: Chris Buffa

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Our psychic skills tell us that these games are in grave danger. Beware.

LittleBigPlanet (releases Fall 2008)

To hear some journalists talk, Sony's LittleBigPlanet will become the reason to purchase the system. We say, "Hold on to your cash." Despite the cute characters, this is nothing more than a glorified version of PowerPoint fueled by gamers hoping to make their own "presentations". Talented players will create interesting and perhaps fun designs. Everyone else will make horrible levels. If you could design several stages, string them together and make your own platform game, that'd be cool, but for now, all we foresee is tons of crap content.

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fastboyspeedy at 9:01 pm on January 3rd 2009

I believe in every word you said (besides LittleBIgPlanet). I have proof. If you check out most video game magazines, odds are every game listed here has a horrible review score (besides, of course, LittleBigPlanet).

adambomb002 at 12:13 pm on January 3rd 2009

Wow you guys really hit the nail on the head saying Little Big Planet is going to suck. How does it feel to be mentally un-fit to run a website?

cheese4mes at 10:29 pm on December 5th 2008

ok..this thing is soooo wrong. all these games look fun....even wii music...it might not b better than rock band but it looks fun.

cheese4mes at 10:28 pm on December 5th 2008

this thing is soooooooo wrong...all these games look good....exept 4 wii music. I mean come on.

cheese4mes at 10:25 pm on December 5th 2008

I do agree wit the wii music thing. it probably will stink...it looks like it atleast. nothing can compete with rock band. ITS AWESOME!!

cheese4mes at 10:23 pm on December 5th 2008

WHAT THE HECK IS WIT AL THE SONIC GAMES!! I LUV SONIC!! and sonic chronicles is awesome!! it will suck if u don't kno how 2 play though. BTW AOL PPL!!! SONIC TURNING INTO A WAREWOLF IS COOL!!!!

cheese4mes at 10:20 pm on December 5th 2008

OMG!! YEA RIGHT!!! Sonic Unleashed it the best!!! I played it b4. and im gunna get it. its like the BEST sonic game EVA!!! and im not just saying that cuz im a HUGE sonic fan. this game ROX!! don't listen 2 this stupid thig. u should totally get it if u like sonic games.

thefauxjew at 12:16 am on September 13th 2008

interesting...so BiA:HH is just another formulaic WWII shooter? is that why every other WWII shooter ive played doesnt put you in command of a squad of soldiers that you MUST utilize in order to win?

dohboy13243546 at 10:58 pm on September 6th 2008

OK sonic unleashed= return to running right and left, LittleBigPlanet, i'm kicking myself because i don't have a XB360 or PS3, and silent hill, though i've never played any....c'mon...it's silent hill...and one more...WTF DID THEY MEAN WITH PROBLEMS WITH MGS4?!?! all i can think of is the long cutscenes...