Stranglehold's Twin Beretta Lighters

Why? Because Inspector Tequila feels naked without his twin Berettas.

Approximate Cost: $70

Intended Use: To fill up said guns with lighter fluid and to have a novelty lighter to use whenever your Kools-addicted friends stop by the house. Said friends will ask where you got said lighters, and you can proceed tell them all about the awesome game known as Stranglehold.

Actual Use: For staging impromptu Chow Yun Fat imitations, spinning in circles in the office break room, until we get dizzy and stagger around a bit, and wonder how Chow Yun Fat does all that spinning and still can shoot a bad guy clean through the jugular.