For April Fool's Day, we're doing the unspeakable and putting a list feature on ONE PAGE instead of spread out over 20 slides. A winner is you! Here are 10 FAKE headlines that we honestly wish we could put on actual stories, followed by 10 REAL headlines that we would've called "FAKE!" on but actually, bizarrely, came true.

Fake Headlines That We Wish Were True:


If only.

10. Due to Pressure From Internet Petitions, Sony Drops PS3 to $99 As Well.

9. Breaking: Gears of War's Joshua Ortega Says, "Yes, Dom's Gay."

8. Final Fantasy Series to Stop Using Roman Numerals and Implement Call of Duty System.

7. Jack Thompson Shuts Up; We Can Finally Stop Writing About Him Every Time GTA Comes Out.

6. Nintendo Approves Bailout of US Government.

5. Capcom: Resident Evil 6 to Feature Next-Gen Run-and-Gun Ability.

4. Intelligent Article on GameDaily That's Not List Feature Gets 500K+ Pageviews.

3. LucasArts Confirms Battlefront III; We Know It's Being Worked On No Matter How Much You Deny It, Okay? Jesus.

2. FOX News Does Research, Finds Video Games Not Actually the Spawn of Satan As Previously Reported.

1. Kids Use DSi Camera to Share Totally G-Rated and Wholesome Photos With Classmates and Non-Creepy Uncles.

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Fake Headlines From Years Past That Actually Came True:

(We wouldn't have believed these a few years ago...)

10. Metal Gear Solid Comes to iPhone

9. PS2 Drops to $99

8. Couple Has Halo-Themed Wedding

7. StarCraft II Announced

6. 50 Cent to Helm and Star in Own Video Game

5. Mario and Sonic Finally Settle Decades Long Rivalry at Olympics

4. Stephen Spielberg Takes Hiatus From Movie-Making, Creates Jenga for Wii

3. Game Inspired by Price is Right's Plinko Becomes Household Addiction

2. Nintendo Makes Over $1 Billion Selling Bathroom Scale with Nintendo Logo On It.

1. 20th Madden NFL Game Debuts; Still Manages to Sell Over 4 Million Copies

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What are your favorite fake (or unbelievable, but true) headlines?